The Lockdown Series

I’m asked, “What genre is your book Simon?”“Genre?”“A curate’s egg of utter self-indulgent, childish nonsense, that is littered with smutty schoolboy inuendo from one surely old enough to know better. A reminder that every sixty seconds mental illness strikes.”But on reflection, a book of our times.Education: A trip down the memory lane of schooling in the ‘60s and ‘70s.Socially distanced play: One-man cricket described in all its glory.Gaming: OWZTHAT for beginners, no facemasks required.Historical: Roman and Tudor cricket put to the test.Poetry: Original work that will likely stir strong emotions in the reader.Sporting: Ball by ball, wicket by wicket, and run by run. The complete record of all 15 matches played in The Lockdown Series.Mathematical: The inspirational journey of a struggling student as he takes Sports Science to new levels of rigour via innovative performance analysis methodologies.Veterinary Science: Pig castrating for beginners.